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				 Sms Zone  
 
� When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading 
away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist !
 
� God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you.
 And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
 
� Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence
 to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.
 
� Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person
 has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
 
� Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you,
 when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?
 
� Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the
 right half, nothing is left.
 
� Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love 
be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
 
� If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through 
my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!
 
� You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
 
� Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let
 u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
 
� I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I
 was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
 
� Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain.
 Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
 
� Today, tomorrow & yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know 
Whose?
Your Own, Stupid!
 
� I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you,
 for the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
 
� Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too
 much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
 
� We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems
 upset u just think� u must be God's fav cup of tea.
 
� Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser
 than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up! 
 
� Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to 
go through that day. Have a good smiley day!
 
� Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand 
receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
 
� Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better 
as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.
 
� Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.
 
� Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It�s an asset not a liability, always a credit not
 a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.
 
� This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on
 your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
 
� If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who 
can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
 
� A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed,
 the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
 
� Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
 
� Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor
 advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
 
� All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to 
brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.

� I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b
 faithful, to forgive but I couldn�t learn how to stop missing u.
 
� Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday
 u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
 
� Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like 
flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
 
� If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman:
 He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other�s arms.
 
� I�ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I�ll give u two kisses to dream. I�ll give u an endless
 row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
 
� Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find.
 My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me!
 
� What�s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you�ll get a heart! If u pick U, you�ll get hurt!
 I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U
 
� Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & 
laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
 
� Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul.
 May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!
 
� If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft 
like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
 
� Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope!
 So, get up & hope 4 the best. Gud Day & Gud Luck!
 
� The world doesn't need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine!
 What the world needs is more of U & UR smile. Keep smiling!
 
� One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear, U must 
STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart!
 
� One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a relationship, one touch can show luv n 
care & one person like u can make life worth living. God bless u dear!
 
� I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy,
 but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.
 
� Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don�t vacate 
& if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.
 
� Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue 
to do so for the rest of your life!
 
� If I ever go for a brain transplant I�d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius.
 I would only like a brain that has never been used.
 
� I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number
 and wait in line!
 
� There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy 
life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
 
� Remember 2 remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll
 never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.
 
� If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than
 any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.
 
� Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they have decided to change 
the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.
 
� Teacher: Why is your nose red?
Max: I smelled a b-rose.
Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose.
Max: There was in this one!
 
� There's no Special reason 4 this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy 
life & hope I can make u smile and say: Someone remembers u.
 
� When you are feeling stressed & about to breakdown, just remember: Stressed is just Desserts
 spelled backwards. It's a piece of cake!
 
� Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how
 many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.
 
� Receive my simple gift of Gud Morning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care & sealed with a
 prayer to keep u safe & happy all day long! Take Care!
 
� Don�t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by 
the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
 
� I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get
 myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.
 
� Life gives answers in 2 ways. It says YES & gives u what u want. It says NO & gives u 
something better. It says wait & gives u the Best in its own time.
 

� Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with
 eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!
 
� When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just
 DESSERTS spelled backwards, it's a piece of cake!
 
� 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply;
 Expect less; Give more & always have me as Ur Friend.
 
� I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me
 does not consult his calendar.
 
� When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u 
wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
 
� In the morning I don't eat because I think of you, at noon I don't eat because I think of 
you, in the evening I don't eat because I think of you, at night I don't sleep because I am hungry.
 
� Tru luv is lik an pillow, u can hug ven u r in trouble, u can cry ven u r in pain & u can
 embrace ven u r happy. So ven u need true luv: spend rs 100 and buy a pillow.
 
� Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use piegons. 1day a piegon reach Banta without
 message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
 
� My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my
 goal, I'll still be successful.
 
� Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what 
u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
 

� Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you? His 
friend replies: Me too, after you leave.
 
� True friends r like the mornings, u can�t have them whole day but u can be sure they�ll
 b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever�
 
� Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful
 that once in my life�s journey we became friends!
 
� Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty
 is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
 
� Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends 
and a garden full of memories of many good things.
 
� 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the
 person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
 
� When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we
 realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts
 
� I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes 
come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!
 
� Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown; a little more We, a little less I;
 a little more Laugh, a little less Cry, Friendship is simply U & I.
 
� Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband:
 Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
 
� Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason
 to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.
 
� Find arms that�ll hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will see u at ur ugliest, heart that will
 luv at ur worst, if u have found it, you've found luv.
 
� Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts.
 Have a gud day!
 
� Last night I saw u walking on the road. U looked so fine, ur face was so divine that I just 
couldn�t control myself and started singing: �Who let the dogs out�
 
� On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur greatness, your smartness,
 then just kill them...How dare they FOOL u 1 day before.
 
� If I could be any part of you, I�d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes,
 live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.
 
� Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced
 and that puzzle will never be whole again.
 
� Don't place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat
 reminds u that this friend is always there for u.
 
� Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause MENstrual pain MENtal illnes
 GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria & deMENtia!
 
� We never have what we like, we never like what we have still we live, love n hope that some 
day we'll get what we luv or luv what we have! Thats life.
 

 � I always knew that luking back on my tears would someday make me laugh but I never knew
 that luking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.
 
� Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn�t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
 
� If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I�ll come, hold ur hand,
 take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
 
� Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u out? Tear said, there is 
someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me.
 
� Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
 
� What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you 
entered the heart and stayed.
 
� Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It's like when the hand gets hurt,
 eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.
 
� People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some
 say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.
 
� Banta: What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
 
� A Happy Boss tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you
 work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.
 

� Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?
 
� Banta:Santa where were u born?
Santa: punjab.
Banta: which part.
Santa: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab".
 
� Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega. dil kahun to bikhar jayega, aa tera naam zindagi
 rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega! 
 
� Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha
 sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA
 
� Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. 
 
� With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person
 with a magnitude of character and charm like you.
 
� Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason 
to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.
 
� Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz its always fun being with u but
 also bcoz I won't mind going down to see u rise.
 
� Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon
 & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's blunder!
 
� If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell,
 I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U
 
� Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and Legs:
 To kick u if u forget me.
 
� Night has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny
 rays and leave your worries at the blue bay.
 
� Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the
 retirement benefits are out of this world.
 
� Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r
 the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.
 
� Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers:
 B�coz a mental patient needs more care.
 
� Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too 
but there will never be another you!
 
� Banta: What's the definition of bravery?
Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.
 
� If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any 
light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.
 
� Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1
 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.
 
� A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn�t
 put there to stay - luv isn�t luv 'til you give it away.
 
e there too, not in cage but laughing at u.
 
� I want you 2 know that our friendship mean alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh I laugh. U jump out
 of the window... I look down & den... I laugh again.
 
� Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were
 a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.
 
� Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel
 free to..... throw ur mobile!!
 
� I�ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once
 you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far..
 
� Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain...
 Kindly tell them ur age...
 
� A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry samaarat end gudd lukeeng mak manee 
spallings misstake... Vatt iz yorr opeeneum?
 
� God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that
 he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
 
� Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't
 cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly.
 
� What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
 the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
 
� There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet,
 tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
 
� Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich quotes or corny jokes,
 in text messaging & in poor signal, till low battery do us part?
 
� God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made ME, so damm SEXY! God made rivers, God made LAKES, 
God made U, well everybody makes MISTAKES!!
 
� A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE, "send me a brother". Santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

 
� Hearts could only love 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from
 the Nile, but u can�t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
 
� U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of
 my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.
 
� Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.
 
� An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a 
star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai!
 
� I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.
 
� U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my
 heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.
 
� I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my
 eyes on you. 
 
� When somebody who's deeply in love with u tells u that you're cute, beautiful and angelic,
 I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear coz love is blind.
 
� Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship
 begins with U and ME!
 
� Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work,
 but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
 
� Here's to the bright New Year and a fond farewell to the old; here's to the things that ar
e yet to come and to the memories that we hold.
 
� Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of laughter, 8760 hrs of Gud luck,
 525600 min of joy, 31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always.
 
� May the New Year bring with it new colors of joy, new hues of happiness & new tints of success.
 Sending u a spectrum of wishes 2 brighten ur days.
 
� Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'
 
� Friendship is an onion. It has many layers in it. Adds taste to your life, but if you try to
 cut it you will get nothing but tears!
 
� Love is painful, it is true; not to love is painful too.. But it gives a greater pain to 
love and not to be loved again.
 
� Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata
 tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." 
 
� I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. ...Then I
 thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC
 
� I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is
 even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.
 
� May the Christmas brings smiles at ur doorstep, joy in ur heart and luv n togetherness of 
friends n family in ur home. Merry Christmas!
 
� When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new...
I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"
 
� If u were going to die soon & had only one phone call u could make, who would u call & what
 would u say? And why are u waiting?
 
� U may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my
 mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always b special 2 me.
 
� Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
 Sweet like ME & nut like U.
 
� Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what
 u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
 
� When u smile the world smiles with u. When u r down people�ll rally behind u but when u fart
 u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!
 
� Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean 
that there's still enough space 4 another girl on top.
 
� A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur
 mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
 
� The best gift you can give is a hug; one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return
 it.
 
� You should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower
 so others can live.
 
� Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.
 Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.
 
� Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man, but behind a satisfied woman there 
is an exhausted man.
 
� When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then
 too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
 
� Luk at the world around u; u�ll see God's creativity. Luk at the breakfast table; u�ll see
 God's providence. Look at the mirror; u�ll see God's sense of humor.
 
� Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about
 others & legends never talk, they send SMS
 
� Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one
 girlfriend to another girlfriend.
 
� Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't
 make sense until you read it upside down!
 
� Never say u r happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud
 when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I�m still alive.
 
� One day you will ask me what's more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you
 will leave me without realising that you are my life.
 
� Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart, encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul.
 May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! GUD DAY!
 
� Love is just like life, it's not always easy and does not always bring happiness but when we 
do not stop living why should we stop loving.
 
� Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there 
can be no beauty so the world needs U after all!
 
� A million words couldn't bring you back I know because I've tried, neither could a million 
tears I know because I've cried.
 
� There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful 
than our two lips meeting in the dark!
 
� Friends come n go, me...??? NEVER! I'll stay and trouble you as long as I can!
 
� I have liked many but loved very few yet noone has been as sweet as u. I'd stand & wait in 
the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
 
� U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply 
b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
 

� What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is
 thinking of you too much.
 
� Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal's 
father must have his own bar... CHEERS
 
� God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he
 couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
 
� A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings
 meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
 
� Life can b hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark morning brings sun. When life gets 
tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!
 
� Morning doesn't mean getting up & working again. It rather means GOD luvs u so much that he 
lets u live another day 2 do more of the gud things.
 
� To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have heart I need
 happiness, to have happiness I need you!
 
� When you are down and no one is there, don't think of me. When you are crying and no one is 
there then too don't just think of me. Call me up, my incoming is free.
 
� Those who can't have you hate you, those who have you can't handle you, those who abuse you 
lose you, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse you!
 
� A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
 
� I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you a lot...
I love you like crazy because Maneka Gandhi says love animals !!!!
 
� Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind.
 But one thing you�ll never loose is your good looks because you cant lose what you don't have.
 
� This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts in Cash, Cheques, 
Sweets and Chocolates etc (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now.
 










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 Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar...
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.. 



I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply 
adorable. 
I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my 
reflection. 


Save ths msg n read it whnevr u fail in life...
"haaton ki lakiron par vishwas nahi karna chahiye kyunki takdir to unki 
bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote hai"


tufan me kashti ko kinare bhi mil jate hai
jahan me logo ko sahare bhi mil jate hai
duniya me sabse pyari hai zindagi
kuch log zindagi se pyare bhi mil jate hai 


The World is Round We'll meet again. When we meet I'll ask You "How are 
You" 
Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'! 


What is meant by ABCDEFG...  A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl 
And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy 
Again..


NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend, 
NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! 
My name is NOBODY.


Machar ne ap ko kata uss ka junon tha
app ne khujaya app ka sukoon tha
app uss ko mar bhi na sake 
kion ke uss ki ragon main app hi ka khon tha.

is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar phair legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..


Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. 


 







Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi, 
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi
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